Author: Miss AyanamiPairing: LV/HPRating: RWarnings: Mentions of incest, pedophilia, and multiple other general mentions of Lucius Malfoy being a sick pervert. As well as my own peculiar brand of humor. Oh yeah, Harry in a dress, which I suppose would count as cross-dressing. I suppose slight Lucius bashing, but Voldie‘s doing it, so it doesn’t count.Disclaimer: I own nothing, except perhaps my own twisted jokes. Even then, I don‘t own the characters involved in them. Likewise, the perceptions of the characters within the fic may or may not accurately reflect my own. I like the Malfoys, after allSummary: Harry looses a bet, his pride, and his dignity. All in time for a scheduled, if clandestine, duel with Lord Voldemort.Author‘s Notes: I was inspired by Snippy and Snarky of ff.net‘s `Trading Spaces‘ when it comes to Malfoy‘s perversions. I will never look at that cane the same way again. o_o;;;


标题：缎带与蕾丝
翻译：Juni
“求你，Harry，”Hermione哀求道。“真的，Ginny和我特地为你挑选的！我保证，你看起来棒极了！”
“关——关键不在于看起来很棒！”Harry气急败坏道。“我才不在乎我看起来怎么样，我不打算穿，这就是结论！”
“但是Harry，你不能言而无信！”Ron叫道。“不能在你输给那见鬼的混蛋，Malfoy之后！来吧，不会那么糟糕的，我相信！”
“噢？”Harry咕哝道，“就像你的礼服一样不那么糟糕？”Ron表情痛苦。
“我明白你的意思了……”
“Ron！说好了你要帮我们的！”最小的Weasly原地跺脚，噘嘴。然后Ginny转身用她那双被遗弃的小狗般的眼睛望着可怜的Harry。“求你~~Harry？拜托~~”
“好了！行了！我会做的！我受不了和你们这些家伙争执了！”他终于让步。“还有，我现在头疼。你们已经为此烦了我一整天了！”
“别担心，伙计！”Ron咧嘴笑起来。“只不过一天而已！”
Hermione和Ginny交换了个阴险的笑容。“当然，”Hermione甜甜地说，“你还得穿这些。”随即，Ginny假笑着拿出一些东西。
整个霍格瓦兹都听见了Harry的反应，据某些学生们说那尖叫声在走廊里徘徊了好多天。
“见 鬼 的 绝 对 不 行！”


自己坐沙发~
这是子英自己说很喜欢的一篇文，艾特~@子英若蓝 

呜……好吧算是Ve的沙发吧……
Ve也沙发成瘾了么么？
话说考虑把斯莱特林式分手转过来么？还是写完一起转？

这文的结尾好有意味啊。。。真希望能出个番外。。。不过那肯定是油炸河蟹。。。于是顶起。。。咱突然发现伏哈有爱了。。。

伏哈本来就很有爱哦~
还有这个本来就是短篇，不会有番外的啦！

嗯。。。短篇也很好。。。追长篇有时很累。。。幸亏咱的风格是潜水看霸王文。。。

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我现在马上要发一篇文了哦，庞贝之恋，要不要过来占沙发？估计五分钟之后新鲜出炉~
高兴呀~这是水色第一次要到别人的授权~

V殿果断诱拐了！

用这个续写了一小段哈伏的H。...