【授权转载】Cats in the Alley （罗基，英文）——by一哔【阳光后花园吧】

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2楼2012-10-14 14:46

Cats in the Alley
Disclaimers: Don't own.
Trafalgar Law, the infamous Surgeon of Death holding an impressive bounty of two hundred million Beri was actually surprised, or even shocked by the sight displayed in front of him, though he most definitely wouldn't gossip anything about it as he treasured his reputation a little too much to do so. No matter how juicy that piece of information seemed to be, no matter how much Hawkins promised to pay if he shared.
At first it was just his beautiful jaw line slacking a little due to the initial shock, followed by the slight widening of grey orbs when the low rumbling purr was heard, and finally dropping his sword unceremoniously onto the ground when he saw the other occupant of the dark alley kissing the nose tip of that tiny, fluffy little kitten. Light clacking sound as sword met ground caught the attention of the other man who was holding the feline, making said man looked up and the well-defined features all too familiar to Law dreadfully confirmed his earlier suspicion.
It was Eustass Captain Kid.
It was Eustass ****ing Captain Kid who was cuddling a ****ing cat.
The sight itself might be considered as cute actually, or even warm if one managed to ignore the sight of mutilated corpses scattering down the alley, dark red splattered all over the ground as well as the grungy wall in a weird and almost artistic pattern. Law didn't make a sound, heck he didn't even dare to move a single muscle because if he did, he was so sure that he was going to holler in laughter until he couldn't stand straight, let it be his back or his mind. Then the red-head would kill him just for the sake of it, having absolute advantage as he would be too busy laughing to put up any real fights.
So he kept quiet, staring at the man who was equally stoned, neither made a move nor a sound except for the kitten who knew nothing and started to mewl in that sickening sweet way yet again, squirming a little in Kid's hold. That broke the silence between them, with Kid immediately returning his full attention to the kitten in his arms, with Law trying very, very hard but failing a little not to laugh.
"Never knew you liked cats."
He opted to start a conversation, the sides of his mouth twitching so bad he just had to find something for his mouth to work on, aside from breaking out laughing of course. The other man did not bother to answer him at first, too busy placating the fussy feline which was starting to be more irritating than cute in Law's opinion, mewling and meowing way too much for his likings. Few knew, but Law was a dog person rather than the other way around. Often he heard comments on his actions and looks - proud, elegant and never gave a **** - resembled so much of a feline people would simply judge him as a cat person without giving the idea a second thought.

本楼含有高级字体3楼2012-10-14 14:47

Well, not that he didn't like cats, it was just that dogs with their unfaltering sense of loyalty struck his preferences a lot more than the arrogance of a cat ever did, ever would.
"F囧u囧c囧kin' assholes were tryin' to skin her alive, got so pissed and ended up killin'em all."
Kid's words were slurred, as if he was half-drunk or very close, but even Law who was well-equipped with remarkable medical knowledge couldn't identify whether the light blush sporting on the other's man cheeks was an indication of exertion in fights or just plain intoxication. It was a good blush though, making the pale man looked a little healthier, not to mention sexier than usual. The huge maroon-coloured coat was nowhere in sight and the angry mane of red drooped a little covering half a pale forehead, with the familiar pair of goggles getting blood stain splattered all over them. Never did he see Kid in such a condition before, but he certainly wouldn't mind to see more.
"So cruel, Eustass-ya."
Settling down beside the other man proved to be a hard task, he was too reluctant to get blood stain all over his jeans, not to mention the horrible stench of intestines even though he was more than used to it, which was something he didn't like even for a tiny bit. Law settled for standing on top of a cracked brick, his now dirty sword held loosely between his slim fingers, long sheath slung over his shoulder in a lazy manner. Careful to keep his sword a small distance apart from his hat, he didn't want to leave any stain on that fluffy white fur.
"As if you're not… Trafalgar."
The lack of comments about how he didn't just leave but instead choose to linger around did perk Law's curiosity for a little, but he knew this wouldn't be the right time to make any witty remarks. Kid was in a good mood, rare, and when the kitten chose the very right moment to paw lightly on the pale chest while mewing oh-so-adorably, that was when Law got to see that smile for the very first time.

本楼含有高级字体4楼2012-10-14 14:49

It was a huge grin on the pair of thin lips painted in red so dark it appeared black, not the usual arrogant and conceited laugh he had saw and heard too often, but instead it was cute… childish even, with the pair of protruding canine teeth being a little sharper than the rest. To smile like a kid getting his new toy, Trafalgar Law certainly didn't expect this from a pirate with bounty higher than his own.
"You really do like cats, don't you."
It was more of a statement rather than a question, with Kid ignoring him yet again, paying full attention to the kitten which was currently showing its belly to Kid without the level of alertness a cat should have displayed. The red-head was obviously contented with that, scratching the white expand of belly absent-mindedly, fingers sometimes smoothing the fur on the kitten's back when it started to squirm. Kid's response was slow again, talking only when he managed to divert his attention away from the kitten, but Law actually enjoyed the silent intervals so it didn't matter much.
"They're nice."
"Are they?"
He was being a little too sceptical for Kid's likings, he could see that from the scrunching of the other man's brows, though Kid didn't have that much hair on top of his eyes to start with. Muttering a low apology, not sincerely meaning it, Law was merely trying to make the other man maintained the rare good mood, which he reckoned the red-head bought it somehow.
Smiling as the kitten put a paw on his held out palm, Kid continued, "they leave you alone most of the time, it's nice."
"You have weird taste, Eustass-ya."
"See who's talkin'."
It was silence again after that, save for the eerie, sloshing sounds of intestines being ripped apart by flock of crows in the alley, totally oblivious to their presence. He didn't mind too much, Kid who was grinning like a child from time to time seemed to mind even less. Law wasn't too sure how the whole thing started but it was almost like a reflex action when he decided to mimic Kid's ministration on the kitten, which during that time happened to be scratching the top of the kitten's head. He started off careful, switching his sword to another side of his shoulder, tentatively placing a palm on the fiery mane, allowing his fingers to run through the unexpectedly soft locks.

本楼含有高级字体5楼2012-10-14 14:51

Reaction was one stuck-up bitch showing up real late, it was a good five minutes before Kid finally relaxed his cross-legged sitting position which was about as tense as a rock. Letting his shoulder fell while leaning his back to the blood-splattered wall, Kid shivered a little as pale skin made contact with cool, rough surface, arching his back a little before settling down for good, soft sighs leaving the pair of thin lips unknowing to their owner.
Almost like a cat.
Both remained silent after that, Law carefully moving his palm while studying the face which he couldn't see too well with him standing and the other sitting. Kid's hands never stopped moving on the kitten, the occasional purring lulled them into a false… or maybe true state of comfort which obviously lacked the alert they should have shown to each other.
Being rookies with bounties over one hundred million each, yet one of them was petting a cat and the other was petting the one who was petting a cat, Law forced himself not to think over the absurdity of the situation and just… continue petting. If this was what he was going to get by stopping at an island simply because he saw the all too familiar pirate flag, he would happily do the same thing again and again in the future no matter what Bepo said about red-head, metal and unresolved sexual tension. Law wouldn't deny the affection he had towards the other man, with said man being strong and powerful, yet sometimes childishly proud, making him so desired to pin the other man down. It might be the slight sadistic streak running in his blood, but he reckoned it was more like the red-head actually managed to capture his attention, strangely with just a couple of meetings and without many reasons.
And now that he knew the little secret about Kid being a cat person, it didn't help anything aside from making the red-head ten times more desirable than before. Law liked fluffy things too, dogs or not.
"Why're you here anyway?"
It surprised him a little that Kid actually started a conversation with him after all the long silence, eyes closed, obviously enjoying the feeling of being scratched behind the ears.
"I saw your ship and I thought I'd land."
"… Tch."
The single syllable signifying signs of impatience was never so bearable to his ears, with the usually gruff and grumpy voice sounding a little sleepy, if not docile. Law crouched down, carefully avoiding the drying puddle of blood in front of him, and that was when his nose caught up with the slight smell of alcohol along with the mild scent of perfume, taletelling the encounters of the other captain with some ladies earlier in the night.

本楼含有高级字体6楼2012-10-14 14:51

So he drank… I see.
Law stopped petting, opted to just look, not being deliberate but still earning a foul scowl from the man who now seemed to be a lot closer to him.
"Why won't you sit down? Scared to get your clothes dirty? … Sissy."
The last word of that sentence made his brows twitched a little, Law promptly sat down beside Kid on top of the brick he was standing on a couple of moments ago, their shoulders bumping and their knees met. He sat half cross-legged, one knee held up in front of his chest where he hugged it along with his sword, the other resting comfortably on top of Kid's sinewy thigh. Uncomfortable wetness from the floor and wall permeated his clothes faster than he imagined, making him a little irritated but Kid's childlike grin made everything better in mere seconds, that pair of canine teeth showing themselves once again.
"Continue."
Law didn't quite catch up with what the red-head was trying to mean, but as soon as Kid titled his head a little to the side, almost mimicking the kitten which was still in Kid's arms purring in content, he realised that was a tactful way of asking for more petting. Smiling a little, he reached up to the mane of red, this time putting a little force while he pressed the other's head onto his shoulder, adjusting a little due to the height difference.
"You're being awfully obedient, Eustass-ya."
As soon as the word obedient left his lips, a sharp pain on the juncture between his neck and shoulder made presence and Law didn't even need to look to know what was happening. Fiesty, he thought, but he didn't mind. Getting more and more accustomed to petting the huge feline by the name of Eustass Kid, Law actually pushed his luck by sliding his palm down the nape of the other man's neck, feeling a small but enticing shiver as he purposely pressed his fingernails into the tender skin, leaving half-moon shaped marks which wouldn't stay for too long. He then travelled all the way down Kid's spine with the tip of his forefinger, touches light and careful, until he reached the blue sash which didn't appear to be properly tied and stopped all of his movements, aside from the insistent pressing of his thumb on the other's back.
"Mmm… "
The low grumbling he heard this time around was definitely not from the purring kitten, and he reckoned whatever he was doing, he was doing a very fine job with Kid liking every single bit of it. That brought a smirk on his face, making him realised that luck was a very good thing to push around when he had a half drunken pirate sitting beside him being more docile than menacing, and that was the sole motivation he needed to grab the other man by the hair and yank lightly with just enough force to gain the other's attention.

本楼含有高级字体7楼2012-10-14 14:52

"Wha- "
Kissing a half drunken Kid who just finished a fight not too long ago was apparently not a very good idea as it first seemed to be. The other pirate actually stank of a weird combination of alcohol and perfume, with lips tasting like dried blood crisps, mouth cavern hot but tongue too stiff to move, not exciting. Yet the tiny noises that sounded very much like low grumbles enticed Law to no end and he thought that deepening the kiss might not be a very bad idea when his instinct made him pushed Kid away and back to the wall, sword grabbed tight, stance ready to fight.
It surprised him a little though, when he saw the person who was standing at the entrance of the dark alley, expression and face hidden under a weird-looking headgear, golden hair long and a little messy. It didn't take Law very long to figure out the gold-haired man was one of Kid Pirates as well as the Supernovas, bounty not as high as himself but close enough – Massacre Soldier Killer. Setting down his sword to the side of his right leg, Law raised both of his hands slightly, shrugging in a nonchalant manner while doing so.
"He's drunk."
"You're quick to notice."
Killer moved past him in perfect stealth, footsteps making absolutely no sound as the pair of low-heels boots stepped on the filthy ground, pair of scythes now kept safely out of sight. Hauling Kid up onto his narrow shoulder without much difficulty, showing apparent strength despite the lean body frame, Killer simply nodded as he walked past Law yet again, long hair sporting some dirty patches of dark brown.
"How did you know?"
"About what?"
"Him being drunk."
Law leaned against the wall, ignoring the pitiful mewling of the kitten which Killer promptly removed from Kid's arms despite the weak protesting, wondering about how Killer noticed Kid's state of insobriety even without the need to get near to the other man.
"Never pets anything in front of anyone when he's not drunk… Don't tell."
The second half of the sentence was added as an afterthought, almost like the hand Killer raised after he walked towards the port for a small distance, signalling a "thank you for taking care of this bastard" in an almost nonsensical way. Law snickered then, silently congratulating the other man for being able to find such a good shipmate who would watch after his back, his antics, his everything.
And that was when the Captain of Heart Pirates thought that he ought to start planning how to get Kid drunk yet again.

- The End -

本楼含有高级字体8楼2012-10-14 14:54

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申明：我并不拥有这些角色。
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特拉法尔加·罗，悬赏金高达两亿贝里的、号称“死亡外科医生”的男人其实对于眼前的景象很惊讶，甚至震惊；尽管他绝不会对此多嘴一点点，有些过于珍惜自己的名声的他不会那么做。不管这消息看起来有多么劲爆，不管他一旦分享了霍金斯承诺他多少好处。
一开始只是他优美的下颌线条因最初的惊讶而稍稍松懈，接着是当他听见那低沉呜咽声时灰色眼瞳的微微扩张，而当他终于看清暗巷中的另一个人正亲吻着那小小而毛茸茸的猫咪鼻尖时，他终于没形象地落下自己的刀。刀撞击在地面上的轻微声响引起了抱着小猫的男人的注意，对方抬起了头，对他来说过于熟悉的轮廓分明的五官【蛋疼】地证实了他先前的怀疑。

那是尤斯塔斯“船长”基德。

那是尤斯塔斯他妈的“船长”基德在搂着只操蛋的猫。
单单以景象来说这或许可以被当作是可爱的，甚至是温暖的；如果他能够无视掉散落在巷道各处的残肢断臂、还有那以一种诡异到几近于艺术的方式铺洒在地面与墙面上的暗红色的话。罗一声不吭，靠他甚至连动一丝肌肉都不敢；因为一旦动了，他肯定自己绝对会大笑出声直到不能保持常态，无论是背脊或脑筋都一样。然后那个红毛就会为这而杀了他，完全的绝对优势，只因他会忙着狂笑而没心思认真应战。
所以他保持安静，盯着那个同样石化的男人。既没人动也没人出声，除了那只什么都不知道的小猫咪又开始用那种甜腻腻的方式咪咪叫起来，在基德的怀里蹭了蹭。那打破了两人间的沉默，让基德的全副注意力又立刻回到了怀里的小猫身上，而罗则非常非常努力想不笑可是有点没憋住。
“从来不知道你喜欢猫。”
他转而开始一场谈话。两边嘴角扭曲得厉害，他必须给嘴巴找点事做，除了大笑出声之外。对方一开始顾不上回答他，只是忙着安抚在罗眼里渐渐变得烦人多于可爱的、喵喵咪咪地叫得太多，超过了他喜欢范围的受惊小猫咪。不多人知道，其实罗偏爱狗而不是猫（注1）。他经常听见对于他的行动和装束的评论——骄傲，优雅而且万事不关心——和猫太过相似，人们会简单地认定他是猫型人格，再不细想。
好吧，也不是说他不喜欢猫，只是狗狗的不变忠诚更击中他的萌点，远多于一只猫的傲慢曾经或可能会做到的。

本楼含有高级字体9楼2012-10-14 15:09

“操齤他齤娘的混蛋想把她给活剥了，一个火大把他们全灭了。”

基德的话含混不清，像是半醉或者很接近，但即使是有着丰富医学知识的罗也说不清另一个男人双颊上的淡红到底是卖力战斗的象征还是单纯的喝醉。不过那是个好红晕，让那苍白的男人看起来比平时健康了点，不用说也更性感了。巨大的暗红外套不在视线范围中，红色怒发稍稍垂下来遮住半边苍白前额，熟悉的护目镜上血渍遍布。他从未见过基德处在这种状况之下，可显然地他不介意看到更多。

“真残忍啊，尤斯塔斯当家的。”

在另一个男人身边安定下来是件困难的事，他太讨厌血在他的牛仔裤上沾得到处都是，更别提肠子散发的恶臭——尽管他甚至都不能说是习惯了，不过他真是对此一点点都不喜欢。罗最后勉强能接受站在块碎砖上，现在他脏了的刀被他瘦削的手指松松地握着，长长的刀鞘懒洋洋地靠在肩上。他小心地让刀离帽子远一点，不想在那毛茸茸的白色皮草上蹭上脏东西。
在对方身边坐下是件困难事，他太不喜欢牛仔裤上血迹沾得到处都是，更别提肠子所散发出的恶臭—— 尽管他很习惯，可真的一点都不喜欢。罗最后勉强站在一块碎砖上，已脏的刀被他的瘦削手指松松地握着，偏长刀鞘有点懒洋洋地搁在肩上。小心地让刀离帽子远一些，他不想在那毛茸茸的白色皮草上蹭上齤任何污迹。

“彼此彼此⋯⋯特拉法尔加。”

基德对他为何不滚开而是继续逗留的举动不置一词确实稍微激起了他的好奇心，不过他知道这不是说聪明话的时候。基德罕见地心情不错，而当那只猫咪选了非常正确的时间一边萌得不行地喵喵叫一边轻挠着那苍白胸膛时，罗第一次看见了那微笑。
那是个咧着嘴的大笑容，在那深红得呈黑色的薄唇上；并不是罗常见到听到的傲慢且自负的大笑，反而是可爱的… 甚至是孩子气的，一对突出的犬齿比起其他更为锋利。特拉法尔加·罗当然没想到会从一个悬赏金比自己还高的海贼身上看见这个，笑得像个得到新玩具的孩子。

本楼含有高级字体10楼2012-10-14 15:22

反馈像个高傲的婊子一样姗姗来迟，足足过了五分钟，基德才终于从僵得像石头一样的盘腿坐姿里放松下来。让肩膀放松，把背靠在溅满血渍的墙上，基德由于苍白肌肤接触到冰冷粗糙的表面而微微打了个寒颤，调整姿势不再动弹，薄削双唇间不自觉逸出柔软的叹息。

几乎就像一只猫。

在那之后两个人都沉默了；罗小心地一边移动着手掌，一边注意观察着基德的脸，不过因为他站着对方坐着的姿势而看不太清。基德的手一刻也没有停止对猫咪的爱抚，偶尔的一两声呼噜声让两个人都陷入一种虚假的⋯⋯或是实实在在的轻松舒适里——对于他们来说，显然欠缺了该有的剑拔弩张的轻松舒适里。

作为两个悬赏金超过一亿贝里的新人，一个在抚摸着一只猫，另一个在抚摸着抚摸着猫的那个人——罗竭力不去想这情形有多不靠谱，只管⋯⋯继续。他只不过是看到了熟悉的海贼旗就靠岸了，如果这就是他因此而能得到的东西的话，他一定会乐颠颠地一遍又一遍重复，才不管贝波会对红发，金属和未解决的情欲念叨些什么。罗不会否认对对方的好感。那家伙强壮有力，但又时不时孩子似地骄傲，让他渴望去征服。这或许是因为他血液中奔涌的轻微的虐待倾向，不过他猜更可能是那红毛成功吸引了他的注意，很诡异地用仅仅是两次碰面和不多的理由。
现在他知道基德喜欢猫的小秘密了，不过这除了让那只红毛比以前十倍地吸引人之外什么也做不到。罗也喜欢毛茸茸的东西，不管是狗狗还是其它的。

“你到底为什么在这？”

罗有点惊讶：基德竟然在这长长的沉默之后开始和他说话了，眼睛闭着，显然很享受被挠着耳朵后面。

“我看到你的船然后我想我该上岸了。”

“⋯⋯切。”

表示不耐烦的单音节从来没这么顺他的耳过，平日里粗哑又狂暴的嗓音听起来，如果不能称之为温顺，也是有点昏昏欲睡。罗蹲下身，小心地避过他面前微微干涸的血滩，就在那时他的鼻端捕捉到轻微的酒气还有柔和的香水味道，无声诉说着另一位船长早先和小姐们的幽会。
原来他喝酒了⋯⋯我明白了。

罗停下了，转而仅仅盯着他看，不算故意，但还是惹来现在看起来近多了的对方厌恶的皱眉。

“干嘛不坐？怕脏了你的衣服？⋯⋯妹纸。”

最后一个词让他眉毛一挑，罗立刻在基德身边坐下，就坐在他不久之前还站着的砖头上；他俩肩碰着肩，膝盖顶着膝盖。他半盘着腿坐着，一条腿屈膝立在胸前，手臂环抱住膝盖，连带着他的刀，另一条腿舒服地搁在基德肌肉发达的大腿上。地上和墙上讨厌的湿气比他想象中更快地弄脏了衣服，让他有些恼火，不过基德孩子气的笑一下子就让一切都变得不那么糟了，那对犬牙又露了出来。

本楼含有高级字体12楼2012-10-14 15:22

“继续。”

罗没跟上那红毛的节奏，不过当基德的头稍稍偏向他这边，几乎是在模仿他臂弯里满足地打呼噜的小猫时，他明白过来，那是一种索要更多爱抚的聪明方式。微微一笑，他向红毛伸出手去，这次用上了点儿力气，把那颗头按在自己肩膀上，因为身高差而稍作调整。

“你听话得让人讨厌，尤斯塔斯当家的。”

“听话”这个词一溜出口，他的肩颈处就传来一阵尖锐的疼痛。而罗不用看就知道发生了什么。暴脾气，他想，不过他倒不介意。由于越发习惯爱抚这只名叫“尤斯塔斯·基德”的大猫，罗用手掌滑到另个男人的颈后，感受着当他故意用指甲在柔嫩皮肤上留下很快就会消散的半月形痕迹时，对方所传来的微小却诱人的轻颤。他其实是在试运气。接着他用食指尖抵住基德的脊柱往下游移，轻柔小心，直到那条打歪了结的蓝色腰带止住了他所有动作，除了一直按在另一个人背上的大拇指之外。

“嗯……”

这次他听到的低声咕哝可绝对不是那只正打着小呼噜的猫咪。不管他做了什么，总之他觉得他肯定干得不错，让基德爱疯了每个动作。那让他扯起一个蔑视的轻笑，意识到当有个半醉的海贼坐他身边温顺多过威胁时，运气是可以多试试的。这也是唯一让他抓住对方头发轻轻一扯以博取注意的理由.

“干什——”

和一个半醉的、不久前刚和别人干过一架的基德接吻显然不像这主意一开始看起来那么好。其实这个海贼散发着混了烈酒和香水的诡异味道，嘴唇尝起来像是干裂的血块，湿热的嘴张开，里面的舌头干涩僵硬，让人一点也兴奋不起来。然而那微小的，如同低喃的声音不停诱惑着罗。正当他觉得加深这个吻也许不是个坏主意时，他的直觉让他把基德猛地推回墙上，刀紧紧攥在手中，随时准备战斗。

他有点吃惊地看到有个人站在暗巷的入口，表情和脸隐藏在古怪的面具下，有些凌乱的金发长长地披下来。罗没费多少工夫就认出那名金发男子是基德海贼团的一员，赏金虽不及他却也非常接近的超新星——杀戮武人基拉。把刀放到在他的右腿边，罗微微抬了抬手，漫不经心地耸肩。

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“他喝醉了。”

“你发现得很快嘛。”

基拉完美地潜行到他身边，低靴踏过污秽的地面没有一点声音，一对镰刀安全地收在看不见的地方。把基德架在他的窄肩上并不是难事，尽管身材削瘦，但基拉的力量还是显而易见。他经过罗身边时简单地点了个头，长发上炫耀般点缀着脏污的棕黑色斑点。

“你怎么知道的？”

“知道什么？”
“他醉了。”

罗倚回墙上，忽略被基拉罔顾基德微弱抗议、迅速扔出去的那只小猫可怜的咪咪叫声，对基拉为何能在甚至没有靠近那个男人时就能发现对方烂醉而感到疑惑。

“他清醒时从不在任何人面前抚摸任何东西……别说出去。”

后半句话像是临时添上去的，如同基拉向港口走了一段距离后挥出的手，表达着”多谢你照顾这混蛋”的意思。罗偷偷笑了会儿，暗中祝贺这个家伙能找到如此优秀的船员，照看他的后背，他失态的举动，他的一切。

接着红心海贼团的船长盘算着他应该开始计划怎么才能再次灌醉基德。
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*注1：原文dog person，cat person。在英语中，这两个短语都同时具有两层含义：一是“喜欢狗”“喜欢猫”，二是“性格像狗”“性格像猫”。此处兼具两层含义0w0

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果然鱼还没来得及抛出去，那只小北极熊就已经半跑半摔的趴到他膝盖前，圆圆眼睛直盯着他手里的袋子看。
就那样俘虏了其中一只幼仔，给它取名为贝波，罗在轻揉着一团白乎乎的时候笑得比任何时候都开心。

到了最后并没有机会完全俘虏那一家三口，罗手里握着一袋鱼，安静的看着染血的雪地。
他没哭，悄悄走到北极熊妈妈身边，瘦削身躯紧挨着那具还有温度的尸体，手掌轻抚着熊妈妈掌心下的其中一只幼仔。
逼着自己不去看那些再也熟悉不过的枪伤，罗知道村子里谁有枪、谁爱打猎，他不想给家人惹麻烦。
过后他听见了微弱的哀号，直接站了起来，受惊似的左顾右盼。
终于在不远处的洞穴里找到另一团白乎乎，完好无缺的，罗抱着贝波，哭得不能自己。

多年以后的他有了自己的海贼团，身为船长兼船医，贝波依旧被带在身边，比任何一个船员都受宠。
罗偏爱毛茸茸这特征在船员之间早已经是公开秘密，所以当他们停泊在香波地群岛的时候，企鹅做的第一件事就是联络基德海贼团的大副，让那金毛把基德的大衣和自己的头发给顾好。
基拉并没有把这事放在心上，他总觉得那只企鹅说的话一直不怎么能听。
而当罗在酒吧里真正遇见基德海贼团一伙的时候，那个混乱当然也就不在话下了。

看着自家船长脸上的笑容，企鹅无力的扶着额头、橘仔无奈的灌着烈酒、贝波一脸兴奋。
罗把长剑交给了北极熊，慵懒的伸了个懒腰，低跟鞋踩在木制地板上咯咯作响。
基德海贼团的人明显的提高了警惕，基拉不再含着吸管、基德摸上怀里的匕首，嚣张一抹红看在罗的眼里自动被译成毛茸茸。
罗在经过吧台的时候抓了一把金黄拉到嘴角边亲吻，基拉整个背脊僵硬得好比石头，手里的酒杯被握出了明显一道裂痕。
企鹅开始把额头往桌面上撞，狠狠的。

当然那还没完，罗松开了基拉的头发，扬起半边嘴角走向蹙眉的基德（虽然那家伙没有眉毛），稍微弯了身子俯视坐在酒吧角落的红发家伙。
罗单手抚上基德的毛大衣，动作不急不缓，脸上笑容依旧。
基德的匕首已经亮了出来，同样是扬起半边嘴角，白皙手掌拉着罗的衣领不放。
整间酒吧除了企鹅用额头撞着桌面的声音以外就是那让人发寒的死寂，气氛僵硬得仿佛随时都会爆发。

如果得寸进尺可以当成一种个性，那罗他绝对是代表人的不二人选。
依然是那不可一世的笑容，罗一手握上基德的手腕，另一手则探入那抹嚣张的红发，俯身在那渐渐泛红的耳边低喃了一句话。
过后红心海贼团的账簿上多了一则酒吧修理费的开销、过后罗的房间里增添了一件毛茸茸的收藏品，被他摆在床上当被子用。

过后的过后，基德海贼团在看见那鲜艳潜水艇的时候自然会绕道而行，而船上总会有两人不知不觉的背脊发凉。
理由… 大家心知肚明。

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啊……那个，蛞蝓辛苦了……不过没有附录1和2……那个是我为了翻出原作的感觉把-哔童鞋的其他短篇放在后面作参考的ORZ
不过怎么说，辛苦了哇咔咔咔咔【拍】

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