前段时间看海猫鸣泣之时，昨天本魔女在厨房里练习魔法，结果老爸非来帮忙。这下麻烦了，老爸你不知道你携带了多少反魔法毒素啊！！！我又不是返魂魔女可以把它全部控住。结果一锅咖喱变成了味增汤了。还好厨房没有爆炸，彻底无语。
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——Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart.
I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn comes.
With a Voice wielding power of the ancient Nord art.
Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes.
It's an end to the evil, of all Skyrim's foes.
Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes.
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows.
You'll know, You'll know the Dragonborn's come.
Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! ( Dragonborn! Dragonborn! )
Naal ok zin los vahrii ( By his hornor is sworn )
wah dein vokul ( to keep evil )
mahfaeraak ahst vaal, ( forever at bay, )
ahrk fin norok paal graan ( and the fierce foe rout )
Fod nust hon zindro zaan. ( when they hear triumph's shout. )
Dovahkiin, fah hin ( Dragonborn, for your )
kogaan mu draal. ( blessing we pray. )
For the king, Dovahkiin(龙裔), for the sake of Skyrim
For our land, for our home, for the Godless well
For the Nords, and for the Counts; for the sole single Star
Dovahkiin, for our king, for the clan will rise
——Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart.
I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn comes.
With a Voice wielding power of the ancient Nord art.
Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes.
It's an end to the evil, of all Skyrim's foes.
Beware, beware, the Dragonborn comes.
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows.
You'll know, You'll know the Dragonborn's come.
Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! ( Dragonborn! Dragonborn! )
Naal ok zin los vahrii ( By his hornor is sworn )
wah dein vokul ( to keep evil )
mahfaeraak ahst vaal, ( forever at bay, )
ahrk fin norok paal graan ( and the fierce foe rout )
Fod nust hon zindro zaan. ( when they hear triumph's shout. )
Dovahkiin, fah hin ( Dragonborn, for your )
kogaan mu draal. ( blessing we pray. )
For the king, Dovahkiin(龙裔), for the sake of Skyrim
For our land, for our home, for the Godless well
For the Nords, and for the Counts; for the sole single Star
Dovahkiin, for our king, for the clan will rise
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