上部分:
奈:
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon31.png)
(肉球滚弹)尼玛!快告诉我:我老婆在哪里?
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon31.png)
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon31.png)
村民:
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon30.png)
啊~疯了
犬薇:奈落!受死吧~敢欺负桔梗!娘家团不会放过你!!!
奈:我做什么了~我?有罪?
村民:这位姑爷惹不起
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon10.png)
桔:你怎么这么任性!!!
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon6.png)
奈:
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon19.png)
我没有伤害他们~(嘟嘴,委屈)
桔:
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon8.png)
你要敢伤害他们,我跟你没完~
奈:(走近,从后搂腰,下巴搁她肩膀)你不就是治我任性的'药'吗?
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon2.png)
桔:→_→
奈:他们怎么说,我欺负你?
桔:(脸红)我只说了……那个……你老是把我折腾得…咳…全身酸痛
犬:
![](http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon6.png)
奈落!我灭了你!桔梗嫁过去就是给你做家务的?!!!
薇:作为妇女之友,不能饶过你
段子作者:Iris12158