先来一个图，这图年纪很大

--adaptability--
A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man was persistent. The boy said he’d go ask his manager what to do.
He walked into the back room and said, “There’s some jerk out there who wants to buy only half a head of lettuce.”
As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, “So he added, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other half,”
The manager okayed the deal. Later the manager said to the boy, “You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and we like that around here. Where’re you from, son?”
The boy replied, “Minnesota, sir”.
“Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?” asked the manager.
The boy replied, “There all just whores and hockey players up there.”
“My wife is from Minnesota,” the manager said.
The boy replied, “Really!? What team did she play for?”
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--hockey曲棍球
--这个笑话笑点在于jerk，网络上jerk确实是到处飞，但生活中你说jerk后果很可怕，于是。。。想象一下：在你身后的那个男人是凯利摩尔，他听到你说他是jerk，现在他准备要你的工作以及免费的生菜，而你灵机一动，化险为夷。。。
--另一个笑点是可怜的Minnesota，和阿拉巴马是难兄难弟。美式笑话最爱拿他们开涮。

--Nut & Leave
--Joke的事情先等一下，先发一些“神回复”的图，看native是怎么玩吐槽的

--双关对双关

--你们一直吵着要英文好的小姐姐。
-14号的图，今天再一看后面有了神评-“At least she’s confident enough to think there is a possible crush out there”- 嘴真毒lmao

--i do the same... 当你想吐槽别人的时候，这句是地道英语的范本，你每天可以可以读到这种句型，频率仅次于“no offence”

--不好笑，不过这是经典美式自嘲，每天能看见

--i could ask you the same thing... 又一个每天出现n次的地道口语，只要逻辑允许，这句话美国人必然不吐不快

--两杆大烟枪中，-do you have some fad words? - yep, you're a virus

--外国人最喜欢的歪楼方式之一----比惨
--下一句应该是at least they have moms
--再下一句应该是save your time ye aint disabled

--好吧这没什么，但是enjoy触到我笑点，害我笑掉了屁股

--美式文化来了。。。black一个字，就是1000首蓝调