原新闻和评论来自FOX
原标题
Coronavirus in Italy: Some of the most surprising excuses people have used to leave home

根据意大利的封锁规定，任何想要出门的人都必须填写一份有关外出原因的说明，且在被询问时必须提供出来。而按照一则规定，许多人虽然被限制大部分活动，但依然可以离家购买食品，工作以及遛狗。

The virus has sickened an estimated 101,739 people in Italy, including 11,591 deaths, the most of any country, according to Johns Hopkins University.
根据约翰霍普金斯大学统计，疫情在意大利已造成101739人感染，同时包括11591名死者，居各国之冠。

Attempts to evade the law have resulted in some clever excuses. Below is a small list of some excuses presented to police.
为了逃避规定限制自然需要一些聪明点的借口，以下是一份条子们收到的理由小清单。

Love
爱
One man from Acilia, just south of Rome, said he was trying to win back an ex-fiancee who broke off their relationship a few hours earlier. He wrote just "love" on his form, Roma Today reported.
根据今日罗马报道，一位来自于位于罗马南部Acilia的男子 ，称他试图赢回在数小时前才关系破裂的前未婚妻的心，因此就在说明单上只写了一个“爱”。

Smoking habits
烟瘾
One man traveling from Formello to Rome, a 30-mile drive south, said he was going to buy cigarettes.
一名男子从福尔梅洛驱车前往南方30英里外的罗马，自称是为了买烟。

评论
Drthink
The trick is to slow roll martial law, too quick and you cause a huge panic, just slow enough and people will beg for it and cheer when it arrives. There is an art and science in saving lives.
诀窍就是要放慢封锁的速度，因为太快会引发大规模恐慌，慢的把握好尺度则会让人们祈求搞快点并欢呼终于开始了，拯救生命这活可既是艺术也是科学啊。

glong1971
This is such a witty story, so cute...oh wait, there's a dead Italian...too cute...aww, there goes another corpse.
这真是个有趣的故事，太可爱了...哎等等这有一个死掉的意大利人...太可爱了...唉又死一个。
DuBears
Well....I can understand the wine excuse, it's legit.
好吧...我能理解那个酒的借口，挺合理的。

全文完，我似乎有点理解意大利现状了。

习惯问题，欧美社交活动远远多于亚洲，酒吧就源自欧美，KTV好像是脚盆发明的。

他们自己都不在乎

意大利市长：你们的狗都得了前列腺吗？

昨天看一个贴子说意大利波特嘉发泡酒的老板还想向我们索赔。。。呵呵_(:з」∠)_。。。