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我把SCI论文投给了期刊,提交完后,编辑问我:“Which academic institude do you work in? ”我回道:“Peking university”,虽然我是齐鲁工大的,但是为了不被歧视,我宁愿假冒北大的,等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到:“Excellent”. 编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件,也是一同以北大投稿的,编辑看我们也是一个学校的,便说:“You two are lucky, in the same university huh?”,小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我:“Which major are you in?”,我回到:“Psychology” 小姐姐兴奋的说到:“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, I major in psychology, too”,接着问到:“What class are you in?”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来,支支吾吾的回道:“Normal class, what about you, little sister?”,这时我的背部已经打湿了,原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha,I am from Base class. ”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了,说,“I thought you were from QLU, what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be PKUer and change institude to QLU after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说:“What rap colleges ! They don't deserve to be Peking universitg people up people.”一听到北大这2个词,编辑投来羡慕的眼光,我顿时吓得脸色苍白,不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页,我急急忙忙的打开齐鲁工大贴吧,不敢在期刊主页前停留一秒。到了齐鲁工大贴吧突然碰到了刚才那个小姐姐。小姐姐脸色一红说道“原来你也是带砖的啊”。
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IP属地:山东来自Android客户端1楼2021-12-03 16:47回复
    你以为我们大专看得懂英语


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