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最喜欢这3个答案、、
不过点的时候杯具了、、
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臣拖你一起死。
臣怀了你的孩子。
臣没空去死
臣回家带孩子...
臣让你先死。。。。。
但臣有黄马褂··········
臣有牌免死
臣剥颗糖你吃
臣爱死不死。
众臣围观不让臣死……
臣YU口仙YU口死.....生命的意义不在于长短，在于对吾皇作出的贡献，君要臣死，臣可不可以等等再死，屈原有云，毛主席有云，老胡有云（类似回声无数次）
几个时辰后，君吐白沫而挂，就像中了唐僧的‘Only you’一样
臣信春哥......
臣凭什么要死？！
臣想老死
臣想你死
臣带妃子私奔去
爱妃陪臣一起去死
臣要和君缠绵致死
您老还没死……
臣先炸死你！
臣怀君之子。
早死晚死都得死
君要臣死，facebook
臣要逼宫～

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