原文：
Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
服务器卡顿：
One does not simply deal with lag. Its terrible performane is caused by more than just latency. There is poor performance there that does not sleep, and the ancient code is ever failing. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with lag and latency and stuttering, the very server you play on is an antique. Not with a ten thousand megabit connection could you do this. It is folly.
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翻译出来：
"人不可能轻易地处理lag卡顿问题。这糟糕的性能不仅仅是由网络延迟引起的。永不关机的服务器的性能很差，古老的代码总是失败。这是一片贫瘠的荒地，充斥着lag滞后、延迟和卡顿。你玩的服务器就是一个老掉牙的古董，一万兆byte的连接也无法解决卡顿问题。这是愚蠢的。"

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